Sleeping Arrangements

K. Didn't know the Briarwood had a medic...
Coo u all curvy n curly.
Not looking much like any Physic that I b knowin'. - Rogue

Ah.
So sorry to disappoint...

;)   Not.
- Evora

Hmmm... Bypassed formal training, did u?
Arrow said to check for u.
Must say...
Not much likin' this. - R

Well. This otta b good. Given that look see u jis handed out I b wondering what parts u find objectionable?
Lol... No. Hush! N nvr mnd.
I was told to expect u. That ur here shows that more n ur eyeballs r still working even if other parts r in fast decline. - Evora

Ha. Ha...
iiiiight.
So. How we do this? - R

Well, u need to shuck ur pants n climb up on yon bed.
I need to see ur bits. - E

Eh?! Wot u think I'm here for??
U don't need to interview my bits. I can tell u for 'em all about wots going on. Without a look see.
Truly.
Arrow fixed me up right n tight. Don't need to be subjected to yet another woman's ridicule n disdain, thanks. - R

Heh heh heh... Love that girl. - E

No doubt. Anyone woman who can muck about in a man's blood n gore is becoming a bit suspect in my books. - R

Ha! No matter, Warrior. Strip, n up on the bed with u. - E

Hard ass women. - R

Nekked, please. Topside, too...
Ah...
Nice... :) - E

Can't believe I b wantin' to get nekked for a woman n when I gets the chance it's a Traiteuse! - R

Well. U could do worse than a Healer, bud. No doubt.
At least u didn't call me Witch Doctor  or Voodoo Queen. Guess that's something. Shows a modicum of respect. N ur right. I have no interest in ur bits accept in a professional capacity. - E

Good.
Cuz my bits aren't available. - R

Hmmmm... Don't know y u feel the need to tell me that. But... Ookaay.
Over on ur tummy.

K. No sign a the rot on those. The Fae sure know their sheite.
Right.
Back over n lemme get a closer look at the leg... - E

Oww!! Y u ladies like to poke so hard? - R

Ha. Arrow was right. Not enough of the Faery Dust to finish the job. Looks like ur spending the night with me, Warrior. - E

No. Way. Got sheite to do b4 morning. - R

U wanna die? - E

Serious?? - R

That bit of Fae magick did good but wasn't enough to go the distance.
Nvr mnd the visuals. Men like u don't say sheite if ye can help it. That u howl when I touch says it all. My Lady gave u only what u needed to get to me. Nothing more.
Let me do my job. Aiiight? - E

Grrrr... 2 grains a that crazy Fae magick was enough to rock my ass. Shoulda done me in along with any rot.
Sheite. Wots that? - R

My friend. BS. - E

Dang. She weren't shittin' when she said leeches... - R

Lay back. Here's a blanky for the big, strong warrior. Cover urself n leave ur leg exposed.
That's good. Now bring ur training into focus cuz u can't move. U turn n ur sleep n squash my friend here n u'll be leaving with less bits than u came in with. - E

Aieee! That tickles! How's a man supposed to stay still with a leech gnawing on 'is bones. BS for sure, if u asks me! - R

Hey. Don't b insulting my friend. He's gonna save ur ass! - E

Really. Okaay... So wots BS stand for if not the usual? - R

Blood Sucker. - E

Figures... - R

Spies, Magick n Advice on Males

Wot she doing?? - Wicken

Some kinda magick I think. There's a blue circle a light flashing on the ceiling! - Midge

Wot?! - W

Shhhhhh! - M

Sorries... Lemme see! - W

Oh woah! Her fingers r flying in some kinda mystical pattern n there's a weird glow on her face comin from the mirror she b looking into! - M

Midge! - W

Oh. Alright, Wick. Keep ur pants on. - M

Wot? My pants ain't comin off, least ways not fer u! - W

Oh. Gee. Wot rock did u crawl out from under?! Here. Take ur turn. - M

...iiiieeeee! I's seen that b4! It's the magick she uses to see into Otherside!
Hmmm... Wonder wots up?! She told me straight up, wars comin n shes gonna need me to protect youse! - W

U?! Ha! Mores like u'll crawl back under ur rock. - M

Not!!! U take that back! - W

Hmmmm... If u young'uns wanna b nosy ur gonna have to learn to b a tad less noisy. Seen? I can't get me work done fer all the racket goin' on out here! - Arrow

Shows us ur Magick! Arrow, please?! I knows is how u peep on Otherside. Let us see how u work ur spell?! - W

Oh ho! Spies a bit do u Wick? Well, no. I won't b showin' u just now, gots too much to do b4 mornin'. But I'll tell u this. U sees the Blinkies travelin' fast thru the Worlds when u look up into Sanctuary's vastness a night time? Pay attention to them. Is them I talk to n they carries me message to Otherside n back. Never forget, when u look into Faelan's firmament that where u r, n all that u can see and not see of Sanctuary up there, is all connected in some way. N wot u do counts. There's not one move, or thought or voice u make that doesn't have a ripple touching something else, so mind, young Wick. N u Midge. U have more power than u think to effect good or evil. It ain't war that changes things. It's wot u decide at any given moment. Seen? - A

Yes'um. - W & M

Wick. We's gone at day's light, Berin n Rogue n I. U help keep watch, u n Midge. U knows old Toffee? Tell him any n all u sees wots not normal around the Hedge. Briarwood is ur haunt so keep ur eyes peeled. Seen? N when we's back u report to Berin. The two a u. Lets see if u cain't learn to spy proper. Now go on with u Wick, I have some girlie stuff to say to Midge. - A

Sees Midge. Told ya! - W

Pffffffhhhtttt!!! - M

Hey! Off now! N Midge, go sit by the fire. - A
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K missy. I want u to understand something that will get u further down the road quicker. I knows u find the males irritating, n Wick in particular. - A

Yes'um. - M

K. Well, understand, the good ones r wired to protect, and every man needs to tell his story. Is how he lets u know his worth, n wot he wants is ur respect. When he feels he's got that then he knows u got his back n he's free to do wot all he does best.
They're straight shooters, males r. They work on different levels but they separate things. Males likes to go away on their own a lot, even jist into their own heads. It gives 'em space to make the connections between the levels without distractions. N they don't care fer u to see the process, jist the results.
Now us ladies, we work on levels but we don't separate so much. We slide between levels n can hang on a few at a time. N we sort it all out by talkin'. Can drive the guys crazy. There b times theys not sure wot we're saying cuz we throw levels in together n then they have to sort out the threads. N wot we do out loud, they do quiet. So, off they go again. A smart lady lets 'em go, n welcomes them back when they're ready.
Hmmm... Guess wot I'm saying is have some mercy on young Wick. He's getting his feet under him n doing a pretty darn good job fer a young male with mostly only the Ogre as an influence. Seen? Don't call him on his stumblings too much. It'll make his feet trip even more, aye? He wants to protect but he needs to see that u respect his desire n his efforts in order to the best job he can. - A

Huh. So wot ur saying is I have to mollycoddle his ass while he can take pot shots at mine... - M

Lol lol... No, not exactly. Heh heh, tho there r times thars truth in that. Lol... Jist, men n women have different strengths, aiiiight? R heads can run circles quicker sometimes, but when they got the right sheite sorted in they're heads, their good, n they beat us on strength every time. N u want their right thinking n they're strength at ur back in order to be free to do yer best. Same way they need ur caring n respect to do theirs. Seen? - A

Top

So Princess... How does it go from here? - Berin

Not well.
At least not that I can see. - Arrow

Eric of the Georges only sees us as divisive. - B

He's not wrong. - A

Huh.
He called us "incestuous" for "cross breeding" over intricate, sacred, and ancient genealogical boundaries. - B

Again. He's not wrong. Certainly not by Faelan's 'ancient and sacred' rules. - A

He also accused us of dumping it on his doorstep to deal with in the form of young Accalon. - B

Well. He's not wrong there either. He knew there'd be too much power in too small an area. That attracts way too much attention from the greedy and covetous who slide through the Worlds. It defeats his purpose in being here. He didn't want it and we strong armed him into it. - A

Ha! This is not the source of his evil leanings. - B

True. But what hope of ever lancing it if we do as the others? No. Don't look at me that way. My orders come from high up.  This added a significant crusty layer over a deeply festering sore.
Regardless.
That Hedge wasn't only for Beauty. The Fae dumped and ran, leaving only me to represent.
Strange things are drawn to power Aladan. - A

Princess. It was his own ass he was covering with the Briar. - B

Yes. But not only his. I was there, and have come and gone throughout. It has been almost beyond us to keep up the battle. And that is no small thing. The Fae, in all its wonderful flavours, were not too interested. Doesn't affect them, right? And, yes. I know the exceptions as well as you. However. This bunch burning to go into their sacred bacchanalias this Hallow's Moon, are not going to be easily reined in if there rites are imposed upon and their rage gets turned this way.
This does affect them now.
They will see this place as a target even as they deal with the Ghosts. This breaks the most sacred in this slice of Sanctuary: Don't interfere with me and I'll leave you alone. They are not going to care that its their own ignorant, blind rules that have helped create the situation.
Crossing the boundaries in love and war has always gone on. It builds strong alliances that the short sighted and short lived, miss. Our battle to convince a significant number of our myopic relations of this truth has now become considerably more difficult. At least from our perspective. So. How is it, Berin Aladantin, that we are going to convince my unacknowledged cousins that our counsel is wise? - A

Huh. I assumed you were going to tell me. - B

You do realize, Berin. You're not for me, either. - A

What?! Where in the Darkness did that come from?? Never... - B

Hush. Your eyes give it away. Not much. Not often. But enough that it needs to be said.
Besides, you've been so busy warning off all the little boys that I thought you should know. In case there's anyone else you feel the need to scare away...
It will be a very strong man with a good brain and a heart both big and hard who can top me. One wise enough to share the position.
And that,
my friend,
is not easily found. - A

Power in the Blood

Hey Pretty Girl... Luv? Where in the dreaming r u?! - Arrow

Counsel's called at the Grange 2mrrow. Imagine that, eh? U'd a think the ground's gonna open n swallow me up. Never see come see... - A

Arrow. Arrow? Y u gots ur hand on her brow like that fer? 'S Beauty ok?? - Runt

*sigh* Hey Squeak. Ur back quick. She's good. I was jist hoping to step in the dreaming with her. She sees things in there, n time's short. I thought maybe, but the images r too jumbled. - A

Huh. She sees things out here too even tho she's in there. She talks to me sometimes. Sound asleep she is, but there we go, having the oddest convos. - R

Really? Like? - A

Weell... She asked me wots me biggest fear n wots my greatest love... - R

And? - A

I told her my greatest love was me biggest fear n she told me that was Walker's fodder. Gots to say that scared me a wee bit. - R

Huh. No doubt!
So u's afraid to lose wots u love most. That about cover it? - A

*nod* - R

Well. U understand them spooks feed off ur energy, aye? N once they've tapped into u they have a line to u that u can feel if ur paying attention. They poke at ya thru it. Stirring wants n loves n mostly fears cuz they need that energy to fuel their substance... - A

Wot u mean? - R

Suckin' out ur energy feeds them, gives them form, lets them shift from Ghost to corporal bodies, it allows them to live again. N they r some p.o.'d mithers let me tell u. Not usually the happiest of beings b4 they skewered themselves on the Hedge, the poison n the half life sets them off worse, aye? They wants their pound a flesh from the Worlds n ur wots gonna get it fir dem. Mind, they have to b close to collect from u but that don't stop them from stirring the pot from wherever n making it build.
When u love hard n fear the loss its prime energy for them. U'll find ur fear grows n grows till the love is so painful u can barely stand it n all u can think about is wots gonna happen when u lose it. It all gets out of balance, the love n the fear. N the whole drama of it cranks them up n they drain off wot ever u've got leaving u hurting n wanting n lost n more afraid than ever that ur losing ur love. If u don't c it they dig in n drive u to perpetuate the cycle. Places n things have their own hold but when its a person whose ur focus, ur love, then ur screwed cuz ur unbalanced behavior as ur fear increases pushes ur loved one away and u make true the thing u fear most. - A

Best not to love then. I think Ogre has the right of it. - R

Ha!! U think he don't love? Lol... He's a prime example of wot love looks like when it gets twisted. U can wall it all up n deny it as much as u like, but the Lord a Sanctuary made us with a need n a capacity to love. If ur fear won't let u accept that n u bury love then it eeks out in unhealthy ways, twisted by ur corrupt thinking. Finding the balance is key, n thats hard at the best of times nvrmind when u gots a Ghost ridin' ur ass.
U got ur work cut out fer u Short Stuff. No question.
Huh.
There's power in ur Blood, wee'un. N u were targeted for that. We shoulda known n been on the ball n we dropped it. Ur ours to protect, aye, n we blew it. Sorry's for that, eh? More n u could ever know. But there's more at play than u n I, aiiight? Sanctuary flows on its own time n we jist gotta roll with it. Those same blood lines dem Walkers wanna feed on r wots gonna help in ur battle. - A

Ogre said I had Fae in me. N that my peeps didn't want me n nither does he?! Y wouldn't my own want me Arrow? Wots so wrong with me?! Everyone loves the Fae, eh? - R

Oh. Boy. Gonna wring his bloody neck, me.
K. Here's the thing. Ur story is centuries in the making n it ain't gonna get told in one sitting, aiiight? U gonna have to trust me on this. Its bigger than ur wee shoulders can carry at this stage n like any growing thing u'll learn one mouthful at a time soos u don't choke on the whole a it. K?! Is nuff fer now to know u got peeps who love u, n that u were and r wanted more than anything to somes. Thats as much as any if us can hope for, aye? N the rest u jist deal with as it comes. - A

Imagine that.

Wot?! - Ogre

Counsel 2mrrow. - Berin

Really?
Well. U can't seriously believe I intend to go hang out with those Faeries now do u?
Creepy sombitches always touchin' n huggin'. Tain't healthy.
I hain't let anyone hug me in years.
Don't want their germs.
The way they r now they just climb all over u whether they knows u r not. Bloody strangers... - O

U exaggerate our customs. - B

Oh? So u DON'T do the touchy-feel-y thing? - O

I said. U. Exaggerate. - B

Well. No matter. I won't b crossin' the Hedge for the likes a dem any time soon. - O

Really. So ur just gonna go head in the sand on this one? - B

No. But wot u think the Fae can tell me about a product the Stick Bitch says is a figment a me own making? If is my imagination wot makes 'em Walkers it shouldn't b too hard to jist imagine them away now, should it?! - O

Y u so afraid to deal with ur sponsors, eh?! My understanding is ur contract is conditionally reversible.
Just sayin. This could get there.
That Counsel is actually convening on this puts it in that league.
N u really don't want us up in ur business without ur say so, aye?! - B

Ha!! U trying to scare me Small Fry?! Well u don't know shit! About me or my dealings with the Fae.
Jist look at u. There's so many damn strains a u buggers. N ur all so divisive with ur secrets n ur snobbery. Frickin incestuous bunch. Cross breeding over ur own sacred boundaries that only ur ancient genealogists can track. Then hush hush it all up n leave me to deal with ur sheite. Well. All things considered, I think it's about time u pretty freaks dealt with some a mine. U can tell ur Counsel that! - O

Frienemy...

Oh. Wow... There is nothing sweeter than steaming hot water pouring over you after days in the bush. God Bless Old Granny. A small bit of magick, that. In a place where there's no bathing facilities, to find someone's managed to out maneuver the Ole Man n make this Oasis happen... The shoddy surroundings n the cadre of Spiders in the steam with me can't detract one iota.
Curious creatures, those Spidies. Is why they make such good spies for the Ole Man. No malice on their part. They just want to be at the center of it all and he takes advantage.
As I sat on the tub edge with a foot propped across the way I looked up n discovered one little blighter with his legs wrapped around my middle toe, his head peaking over the toe top to watch me, his front feet braced against a bright red nail. Cute. Wish I coulda gotten a pic. Unfortunately I did the knee jerk girlie thing. I screamed n jumped. Water caught him n washed his ass down the drain.
Well. There's one less report I don't have to worry about the Ole Man getting... - Arrow

Under Faelan's Firmament...

There u r. - Arrow

N u were looking, y? - Rogue

Techi a mite r we? Berin thought u would b. No. Don't start. I jis come to say we leave early for Counsel 2mrrow. I don't want to know what set u 2 @ odds. - A

Ha! Waz u! - R

See. I told u I didn't want to know. - A

*grunt* - R

So... Wot u drinking, eh? A bit a contraband would b my guess. - A

Whenever I can Sweet Cheeks. ;) A little Jack from the Otherside. Small bit a medicinal. - R

Medicinal my ass. Pass the puck would u? - A

Pass the puck???
Oh sheite!! Lol lol... Lord. That. Is. Funny! Lol lol... - R

K. Keep ur seat mister. No need to b holdin' ur sides, it wasn't that funny. :( - A

Oh, My Lady, I sooooo beg to differ. I haven't heard that line in over 50 years. N here u go. Bottoms up. Lol lol... U never fail me Beautiful. I can always count on u to flip me lid. - R

Problem is its more n ur lid that flips. - A

Lol... That's true. Is wot I am, eh? Can't get milk outta a bull, aye?! Least ways not the proper kind. ;) - R

Or a silk purse outta a sows ear... - A

Ok. Stop! Lol...
When's the last time u were Otherside? Eh? - R

Last week. - A

Wot?! True?
Sheite. I'd probably have more chance a tupping Tor herself than get a ticket like that, eh? N u just throw it out there like its nothing. Huh. How'd u get carte blanche like that?!
Hmmm... Silence, eh? Gives away a lot, aye? N u know it...
Dang...

Huh...

Wots ur secrets Little Bowyer?
No.
Don't answer...

I don't want ur deflections. - R

*sigh* Rogue. Y'd u say it had been 50 years when u don't look 30? Hmmm?
Ah. No. Don't. U can't answer any more than I can, eh? So jis leave it, aiiiight? This is a land of secrets n hiding, for many of the beings here, seen? Lives depend on the quiet sometimes. So don't get choked on wot Berin told u, k? He has a care for both a us. That's a hard spot for a friend to b. - A

*sigh* Ya. I gets that...
Arrow? Wot u miss most 'bout Otherside? - R

Ha! I can tell u wot I don't miss... - A

Wot? I'll take wotever u'll give. - R

Ass. :)
Well. Jis look @ dem stars, aye? Moon's still asleep n they's sooo bright u can walk the fields n no stumble... They're soo, soo... luminous, n in ur face! Their light rubbing shoulders with all that blackness. Like they's holes in the King's cape n his light is shining thru...
Some a dems nearer, somes further... There's jis sooo freakin' MANY! They make u feel crowded down to the ground by the weight a those numbers. U get to understand how very small u r and how HUGE Sanctuary actually is. It goes on forever n is soo deep n far n wide n full! U almost want to lie down n hold on to terra firma so u don't fly off into all that vastness of the Worlds. U jist don't get that Otherside, aye? So much fake light there u can't see the heavens a night, aiiight? That's a serious disconnect. U forget that ur part a something bigger. U watch ur feet instead a looking up. U start to think ur foot is ur only wheel, n u forget that there's a master plan n ur part may be small but it effects the whole. Sanctuary may be vast but all's touching each.
Wot? U think I got 2 heads? - A

Ah. No. Is y I like u kiddo. Ur brain never quits n I get the benefit. ;) Deep well, u. I don't think often enough on these things. Too caught up with me feet, aye? N all that's wrong in the Worlds... - R

Well. My gratitude is always in shorter supply than my blessings, true? Lord a Sanctuary help me change my attitude! Lol... Think I'd be a mite happier if I had proper appreciation for my life. - A

Huh.
Ogre don't know wot he's got, eh?! - R

Pfffffthhtttt!! It's not 'bout the Ole Man. He's got his part too, aye?
So.
Wot's it u miss about Otherside? - A

*sigh*
Home.
Pass the puck would ya? - R

Man Talk

Huh. Glad to be out a there!
Hey?
Wots got u lookin' s so sour? - Rogue

Didn't like exiting with with my tail betwixt  my legs, aiiiight?! - Berin

Ur funny. So how come u just bailed n didn't add any more to wot Arrow said? - R

Ur kidding, yes? Y would I add anything? Arrow said what needed saying and the more I'm in contact with that being the less I want to include him in Fae business. N this is rapidly gonna b Fae's to deal with. - B

Oh ho! That's gonna go over big at this time a year! Lol... U party animals r not gonna wanna give up ur good time for this sheite!
Wot?! Lol... Don't gimme that look! - R

Grrrr... Don't remind me, k? Hallows is too soon upon us. That alone is its own beast, especially as the Fae gather. All that collective mind wants is its drink, its dance n its fun n they don't care what comes thru in the thinning as it won't trouble them. Orge's been a fly in the ointment for a hundred years n they'll NOT be happy to be missing the revels to save his sorry ass from a devil of his own making. Puts me in a bad spot trying to keep the peace, eh?! - B

Hmmm.... - R

What?! - B

Well, seems to me - if I've got the right filtering on all this new info u crazy's have been throwin' at me - that the Fae's at fault. - R

Oh really? N how u be figurin' that one? - B

Lol, gots u. Ur slangs kickin' in. Lol! K. Stop! I need my head, eh?! Heh heh... Alright. Alright. The way I sees it. N granted, I don't knows y u all agreed to give the Ogre Sanctuary, but seein' as u did, u all might have wanted to pay better attention to his protection n then he wouldn't a had to build that infernal Hedge! - R

*Sigh* Mortal, I see y u'd say that, given ur limited perspective. But what u don't know is bigger than u, aye? - B

So gimme the back story. - R

Ah. Weel. It's need to know only, friend. N right now, the only thing u need to know is the same thing I told Asher earlier. Arrow's not for u. So quit. K? - B

Wot?! Lol! My brain's gonna have whiplash from that 180! Can pick me own girl, aiiight? Don't need ur help! N tell that fancy ass little Aelf prick a snowball has a better chance in Styx than his pretentious ass does at winning Long Bow. Can't see name calling as a courting  routine working for him. -  R

Regardless, a Tuatha male from any blood line is gonna take notice when a Lady gets the drop on him. N scruples aren't a strong suit.
Rogue...
ROGUE...
- B

No, really. I'm a big boy, k? Haven't been in short pants for years. Seen? If she's not for me, I'll figure that out on me own. Without u havin to tell me. So good night to ya. I'll be partin' company here. Will catch up with u at counsel. Ya? Just send word when. - R

Dang. Look at him go. Didn't mean to hit a nerve. That boy's got it worse than the Aelf. N he's right. That one only wants prestige. This one, tho, is leading with his heart. Sheite.
Ntuoranae, I musta pissed u off bad to get stuck babysitting all this crap!
Tor. Stop! U may be far off, but I can still hear u laughing. - B

Grateful Recruit

Hey Long Bow! Wait up! - Wicken

Hey Wick. Wots up? Where u been? Haven't seen much a ya. - Arrow

Oh, u knows. Here n there. Hung with Ole Granny some. She's a bit too odd tho with all her weavin' n bobbin' about. - W

Lol! She likes her exercise, true. - A

A so she calls it. Gives me da shivers! - W

Heh heh... Ur funny, kiddo. N I needed that. Tnx. So... Y u hollar me down? - A

Oh. Nuffin. Jis, was wondering how come it's Runt gots to guard the Beauty n nots me. I's older, eh?! - W

Hmmm... That ridin' ya, huh? K. Well don't fash ur self young' Aelfling. There be plenty a warring coming up soon to fill ur belly. More n u'll like, more n u'll want. N if u've learned ur lessons n ur lucky u may jis survive. Hows that sound? - A

True?! Really?! Awwwwwsome!!!! - W

*Sigh* How'd I know u'd see it that way, huh? ;) Best go get ur practice in. - A

Eh! Slow down or u'll be trippin' o're ur own feet!! - A

Oh Lord a Sanctuary... Help us... - A

Facing the Music

Stad! Berin... Síochána! - Arrow

Ha! Mr High n Mighty gonna listen to the little woman? Or u gonna give a proper report as senior joker here? -Ogre

No. Old Man. He's not! It's not his sheite. Not yet. But a Walker with a taste a the Runt affects all activity out there. Seen? Sheites brewing, bigger than ur gonna wanna to deal wid, aye? We did what needed doing n will continue to do so! - A

Oh look. It speaks.
Hmm... I don't recall asking u, eh? So when'd u grow a set?
Huh? Quiet now r ya?
I can tell ya a pair don't look so good on a woman. Ya hear? Too top heavy, makes u look like a freak when u shakes what u don't got. - O

Look Old Man, there be no time fer ur crap, aye? There's no Walkers anywhere around here. K? N y's that, eh? N not a grave left covered. We's not ever had that happen! So wot u think's gonna be comin' on down the road in short order? They ain't the same with wots they got from the munchkin. U know the power they've tapped! - A

Makes no matter to me. Wasn't me agreed to take in that bit a trouble. That was a mammary gland decision I had no part in. Every time I turn my back u bleedin' hearts r takin' in another freak! Beauty's mine to protect. Hear? The rest a u can go to the devil. - O

Huh! Yet u keeps us all on to help protect her from the sheite u created! It's ur sheite Ogre, wot comes up outta dem graves. It's the posion of ur mind we battle. Whatever u gots in ur head that goes into making that poisonous hedge keeps coming on back to bite us in no good way. Thats some nasty sheite u got hoverin in there Old Man, to twist those souls so horribly. So stop pickin' fights when u don't get to control it all. Ass!! N jis lets us do wot needs doing! - A

Hey! Make sure that door hits ur ass if ur gonna slam it!
Huh. Guess I bin told. Truth don't matter none I suppose when females have up a head a steam. U gents got anything to add to that emotional bit a garbage? Hmm? - O