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Sunday, 6 April 2014

Side stepping the Ogre.

Where's the long haired freak? - Ogre
Which 1? - SB
Huh. No Balls. - O
No Balls? - SB
Watch ur mouth! There's misconceptions 'bout that Hippie I think needs addressing. - O
Really. Huh. Well, if it's Rogue in ur scopes, haven't seen him. - SB

It's all about the Hunt.


So Shortstuff. Which way u think he went? - Arrow
Donno - Runt
Y'd Rogue go spooking? - A
Cause a Walker's gots me name. - R
Aye. But u gotta think Little-un. How'd that happen? Don't tell me. U must have an inkling, just follow it. - A


Girl Talk.

Funny how its the tiniest little things that can get up next 2 ur skin n just rub u raw. - Arrow
Yah. N not in a good way, either... - SB
Ha! Shut it 4 the Ole Man's ears turn this way. Hee hee... - A
:-)  So? Wots doing? - SB
Gonna get Runt n see if we can track down a Set. - A
Ha! Lol.. U really think u'll find Rogue? - SB
Weeel... He's pissed n he'll be setting up to hunt that Walker. But yah. I'll find him. - A
Why? - SB
Why? Cuz he's wounded. A bit. N cuz he's still new to the scene. - A
Heh heh... Needs a girl to help him grow right? - SB
Damn straight. - A

Outside the Hedge

Bows n arrows work real well. Not just Faery Tale creatures 2 watch out 4 in this neck a the woods. Deer jackers slowed down 4 a reeeeal good look @ me n my weapons... That's it assholes. Take a real good look. It's wot the Ogre pays me 4...
- Rogue

The Debate

No Walkers 2nite - SB
No Balls 2 bust either. - Arrow
Hey! We looked. He's slippery. - SB
U know this how? - A
Ha ha... Ur funny. Wot the Mite say? - SB
He's a trooper but we can't keep stalling. U ever watch the Ole Man work? There's nothing unused, ever. Everything to its purpose. - A
Duh. Even if its just standing there 2 catch his crap when he let's fly. - SB
Bitter much? - A
And ur not? - SB
Huh. He's still amazing 2 watch. Just saying. - A
So... We tells the Ogre. Then wot?! - SB
Dang. K. So we waits a bit... - A

Gotta check on the Munchkin...

Wots red as Fall n round as a turkey's butt?
Cranberries! Hee hee... - Runt
Wots green n stringy, looks like dishwater n tastes like praises? - Arrow
I knows!! Supper! Ogre's green bean soup!! Lol... - Runt

More Hygiene

There's nothing in Faelan or out that ever smells as sweet as the woods @ dusk... - Arrow

Hygiene

There's nothing like hanging over the sickly sweet smell of a thunder jug that's 20 hrs ripe to brush ur teeth... - SB

More talk about the boy.

Well it ain't about a Royal Commission.  Runt was out there, eh?! - Arrow
Wot?!! - SB
Grave Walker called his name. - A
Oh. Sheite! Ogre know? - SB
Hello! Would we b @ the talk if he did?!  - A
So wots with Runt? Eh? Never talks much. Will be saying less now. - SB
Gots 2 ask the Balls. - A
Who? Rogue? Lol... That's funny. Like that handle. :-) - SB
Huh. Well. Lets go rack him up. - A
ROTFL... U r pricless! Heh heh heh... - SB

Bloody Chipmunk!

Shut it little Chippy. I ain't here 4 u.
Eh! Quiet.
... Ha! Nothing like wildlife 2 give away ur position.
Eh! Ok! Goin'... Sheesh! Hush ur jabberin.

- Rogue

Hanging on the line...

1 clothes peg, 2 clothes peg, 3 clothes peg, 4. See? No Watchers 2day. Knows the Walkers r about. 5 clothes peg, 6 clothes peg. Freakin Runt. Coulda bin AXED! 7 clothes peg...
Wot?!
Can't.
Wot u mean how come? Gotta finish the line, that's how come.
Eh?
Bite me! Little assun holes. Not everyone can do wot they wants...

- Midge

Talk about the boy.

Rogue? - SB
Right as rain. Little round hole in, little round hole out. Arm'll b sore. Gave it an extra twist breaking the shaft, tho. -Arrow
Whhhhyyy??  -SB
Stupid man. For SCARING US! - A
Lol... Ur hard Arrow. Ah, don't cry! -SB
Am not! Just don't need both a u at me! ....Sooooo?? - A
Hey! Don't give me that look! Wot u want? Form a Royal Commission? Put it on the back burner? Wonder how come? Sheesh! There were Walker's out there. I took the shot! - SB
Form a Royal Commission? THAT's the Old Man's line! - A
Ogre's daughter here. Heeellloo. - SB