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Saturday, 17 October 2015

Crap

*sniff*
*sniff*

Eh! U smell like crap! - Ogre

Mmm... I had a we bit of trouble shatting in the woods. - Wick

Really? Managed to bungle back n forth in ur own nasties looking for a leaf did ya?
Lol lol... Look at u! Lol...
Just cuz u's incompetent n can't wipe ur own ass without getting into shit is no reason to be trodding it in on ur boots, aye?!
Go find a mud puddle! Crimmie! No wonders me home suffers from neglect with the likes a u assun holes around!
Now git!!
Frickin dummy....
- O

AAAeeii! Don't SLAM the DOOR!! - O

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Assun hole! Ha! He's the ass! If he wasn't training us so hard I wouldn't a been in such a rush! - W

Wick? Where u going?
Eeew....
How comes u smell like sheite? - Midge

Jis shut it! K?!! - W

Easy...
hey!?

Hmmm... Ogre's pushing hard. That boy's getting more n he bargained for with those weapons he was so anxious to get his hands on. - M