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Saturday, 11 October 2014

Man Talk

Huh. Glad to be out a there!
Hey?
Wots got u lookin' s so sour? - Rogue

Didn't like exiting with with my tail betwixt  my legs, aiiiight?! - Berin

Ur funny. So how come u just bailed n didn't add any more to wot Arrow said? - R

Ur kidding, yes? Y would I add anything? Arrow said what needed saying and the more I'm in contact with that being the less I want to include him in Fae business. N this is rapidly gonna b Fae's to deal with. - B

Oh ho! That's gonna go over big at this time a year! Lol... U party animals r not gonna wanna give up ur good time for this sheite!
Wot?! Lol... Don't gimme that look! - R

Grrrr... Don't remind me, k? Hallows is too soon upon us. That alone is its own beast, especially as the Fae gather. All that collective mind wants is its drink, its dance n its fun n they don't care what comes thru in the thinning as it won't trouble them. Orge's been a fly in the ointment for a hundred years n they'll NOT be happy to be missing the revels to save his sorry ass from a devil of his own making. Puts me in a bad spot trying to keep the peace, eh?! - B

Hmmm.... - R

What?! - B

Well, seems to me - if I've got the right filtering on all this new info u crazy's have been throwin' at me - that the Fae's at fault. - R

Oh really? N how u be figurin' that one? - B

Lol, gots u. Ur slangs kickin' in. Lol! K. Stop! I need my head, eh?! Heh heh... Alright. Alright. The way I sees it. N granted, I don't knows y u all agreed to give the Ogre Sanctuary, but seein' as u did, u all might have wanted to pay better attention to his protection n then he wouldn't a had to build that infernal Hedge! - R

*Sigh* Mortal, I see y u'd say that, given ur limited perspective. But what u don't know is bigger than u, aye? - B

So gimme the back story. - R

Ah. Weel. It's need to know only, friend. N right now, the only thing u need to know is the same thing I told Asher earlier. Arrow's not for u. So quit. K? - B

Wot?! Lol! My brain's gonna have whiplash from that 180! Can pick me own girl, aiiight? Don't need ur help! N tell that fancy ass little Aelf prick a snowball has a better chance in Styx than his pretentious ass does at winning Long Bow. Can't see name calling as a courting  routine working for him. -  R

Regardless, a Tuatha male from any blood line is gonna take notice when a Lady gets the drop on him. N scruples aren't a strong suit.
Rogue...
ROGUE...
- B

No, really. I'm a big boy, k? Haven't been in short pants for years. Seen? If she's not for me, I'll figure that out on me own. Without u havin to tell me. So good night to ya. I'll be partin' company here. Will catch up with u at counsel. Ya? Just send word when. - R

Dang. Look at him go. Didn't mean to hit a nerve. That boy's got it worse than the Aelf. N he's right. That one only wants prestige. This one, tho, is leading with his heart. Sheite.
Ntuoranae, I musta pissed u off bad to get stuck babysitting all this crap!
Tor. Stop! U may be far off, but I can still hear u laughing. - B

Grateful Recruit

Hey Long Bow! Wait up! - Wicken

Hey Wick. Wots up? Where u been? Haven't seen much a ya. - Arrow

Oh, u knows. Here n there. Hung with Ole Granny some. She's a bit too odd tho with all her weavin' n bobbin' about. - W

Lol! She likes her exercise, true. - A

A so she calls it. Gives me da shivers! - W

Heh heh... Ur funny, kiddo. N I needed that. Tnx. So... Y u hollar me down? - A

Oh. Nuffin. Jis, was wondering how come it's Runt gots to guard the Beauty n nots me. I's older, eh?! - W

Hmmm... That ridin' ya, huh? K. Well don't fash ur self young' Aelfling. There be plenty a warring coming up soon to fill ur belly. More n u'll like, more n u'll want. N if u've learned ur lessons n ur lucky u may jis survive. Hows that sound? - A

True?! Really?! Awwwwwsome!!!! - W

*Sigh* How'd I know u'd see it that way, huh? ;) Best go get ur practice in. - A

Eh! Slow down or u'll be trippin' o're ur own feet!! - A

Oh Lord a Sanctuary... Help us... - A

Facing the Music

Stad! Berin... Síochána! - Arrow

Ha! Mr High n Mighty gonna listen to the little woman? Or u gonna give a proper report as senior joker here? -Ogre

No. Old Man. He's not! It's not his sheite. Not yet. But a Walker with a taste a the Runt affects all activity out there. Seen? Sheites brewing, bigger than ur gonna wanna to deal wid, aye? We did what needed doing n will continue to do so! - A

Oh look. It speaks.
Hmm... I don't recall asking u, eh? So when'd u grow a set?
Huh? Quiet now r ya?
I can tell ya a pair don't look so good on a woman. Ya hear? Too top heavy, makes u look like a freak when u shakes what u don't got. - O

Look Old Man, there be no time fer ur crap, aye? There's no Walkers anywhere around here. K? N y's that, eh? N not a grave left covered. We's not ever had that happen! So wot u think's gonna be comin' on down the road in short order? They ain't the same with wots they got from the munchkin. U know the power they've tapped! - A

Makes no matter to me. Wasn't me agreed to take in that bit a trouble. That was a mammary gland decision I had no part in. Every time I turn my back u bleedin' hearts r takin' in another freak! Beauty's mine to protect. Hear? The rest a u can go to the devil. - O

Huh! Yet u keeps us all on to help protect her from the sheite u created! It's ur sheite Ogre, wot comes up outta dem graves. It's the posion of ur mind we battle. Whatever u gots in ur head that goes into making that poisonous hedge keeps coming on back to bite us in no good way. Thats some nasty sheite u got hoverin in there Old Man, to twist those souls so horribly. So stop pickin' fights when u don't get to control it all. Ass!! N jis lets us do wot needs doing! - A

Hey! Make sure that door hits ur ass if ur gonna slam it!
Huh. Guess I bin told. Truth don't matter none I suppose when females have up a head a steam. U gents got anything to add to that emotional bit a garbage? Hmm? - O

Called on the Carpet

So kind n considerate a u upper intelligentsia types to show up. - Ogre

Considering that u two bright bulbs left yer post n yon freak had to be called in to cover yer asses. - Ogre

Is there something wrong wid youse that u caint follow instructions or do wot yer told? - Ogre

Seems to me things were simple enough. There must be some mental incapacitation somewhere if even simplicity escapes u. - Ogre

Awww... The little elfy wants to speak. Look at u. Such restraint for such a lofty personage as yerself.
Well?
Don't hold back on my account. Y don't u tell me all about yer troubles?  N mayhap I can find me some way outta the shit pile these two short sticks created. - Ogre