Called on the Carpet

So kind n considerate a u upper intelligentsia types to show up. - Ogre

Considering that u two bright bulbs left yer post n yon freak had to be called in to cover yer asses. - Ogre

Is there something wrong wid youse that u caint follow instructions or do wot yer told? - Ogre

Seems to me things were simple enough. There must be some mental incapacitation somewhere if even simplicity escapes u. - Ogre

Awww... The little elfy wants to speak. Look at u. Such restraint for such a lofty personage as yerself.
Well?
Don't hold back on my account. Y don't u tell me all about yer troubles?  N mayhap I can find me some way outta the shit pile these two short sticks created. - Ogre