Macca Juk Me. Part 1

Woah!!!
You could have warned me! Aye? I didn't  expect a face full of spikes coming up at me out of that Lei Line!
- Tamsaelin

Lol...
Welcome to the Briar.
- Arrow

This is the Bramblewood?
- T

The Briar portion, yes. DON'T touch the tips. Poisoned, aye? Probably won't affect you but let's get u inoculated first, k?
- A

Arrrrrrrrrhuuuppp!!!!!

- Rogue

Oh!! Sheite!

- Berin

Don't let him go!

No!

Oh crap.

U let him fall in it!

- A

Fall in it???

The pansy just about got it all over me!

- B

*sigh*

Aye, but you're supposed to let him go judiciously, like felling a tree. U don't shove him down in his own up-chuck cuz we'll b smelling it all the way back to the castle!

- A

Hmm...

- B

Ooooooooooooo.....

- R

Haul him out of it, Berin.

At least roll him on his back away from it. K?

- A

Why me?

- B

Really, u asking me that?!

- A

Ah. No. Guess I'm not.

Errrr... Over u go ya weak ass, pansy tailed vomiting son of a...

- B

Berin!

- A

Extenuating circumstances. Not my usual language preference. 

What are YOU laughing at?!!

- B

I've never seen you outside of Ulaidh. If I had know how entertaining my Fae Brethren could be I would have hung out with you away from the Court's stuffiness long ago! Lol...
- T

Ha. Ha.
Glad you find this soooo funny.
- B

Ahhhh...  Arrgghh..
- R

Rats. Berin, Tam, grab an arm n drag him over to that old Walkers grave. Dunk him face first. It'll get him cleaned up n on his feet faster.
- A

That's a grave? A Ghost Walker's?
- T

An old one, yes. The Walker is long gone.
- A

All right then.

 Ready?

Heave ho!
- T

Huh! This. Pansy. Weighs. A ton!
- T

* splash! *



Ah...



He's, ah...
 ...not moving?!




Eh?
Won't he die face first in the water like that?
- T




Wait for it...


Wait....


Wait...

......
- A



*woooosh*
Arrrrrggghhh!!!!
Arrrrrggghhh!!!
*splash*

*swish*
Arrrrrggghhh!

Arrrrrroooowww!!!
R u trying to kill me??!!!
- R

Nope. No try about it. Would just do it if I needed to.
Now. We all wakey wakey here?
- A

*glare*
- R

Good.
On ur feet soldier.
We got a hike ahead of us.
- A

And that right there is why she gets the talk, eh?
- T


*hhaaaackk!
Phtewweee!*

Nope.
But it is one of the reasons. :(
- R

Ur On Ignore.

Midge!
Hey Midge!
Wait up!

I LEFT THE BERRIES IN THE SCULLERY!!

HEY!!

And just like that she's gone...
Wot's up with that??
- Wicken

Exiting Lios Na Grainsi (The Grange)

Oh Man! What happened there?!
- Rogue

I'd say we've be ousted.
- Arrow

So are we all just gonna lie on our backs here and look up at the trees?
- Berin

Sure. Works for me!
- R

Huh. Don't think I can move just yet.
- A

You see trees?
- R

Ah. Yah!
- A

All I can see is that flash of light. This better go away soon!
- R

Ignorant and blind. That sounds like you.
- B

Oh... Stuff it! K?!
- R

*snicker*
It don't take long for ur mouths to get back on track.
- A

Well, I'm done laying around. Ohhhhhhh, arrrrrggghhh!  That's tough getting up. I think the Seanan was pissed at the proceedings. She put more umph than necessary into that send off.
Hand up My Lady?
- B

Oh yah. Wobbly here still.
Thanks.
- A

Arrgghh! More bright lights?!
- R

Your vision is returning. Its Tamlin and Ntour deciding to show up. No kick in the pants for them.
- B

On the ground again Rogue? Think it's probably the safest spot for you.
- Ntouranae

Right now, yah! I'd say I have to agree.
- R

Lol...
Right. Well. The Seanan sent some Fae trinkets to go along with your Marching orders. Use sparingly and with caution. Do not open till you are well away from here. There are items that those not supportive would love to take back and opening the packs here will call to them. Tamsaelin will tell you what's what.
Asher will see you at the Briar before you go. Don't leave until he arrives.
Arrow, here's a pack for the Runt. In it is a set of clothes, make sure he wears them. It masks both scent and appearance. It will assist but is not fool proof against the half dead. It is an illusion that the Walkers with proper time and energy can decipher.
- N

Tell the Seanan many thanks. I know she jeopardizes her position the more assistance she gives without Aeri here to back her. Kel and his ilk are a thorn in the side of change, always.
- A

I will look into Tri-Point as soon as a blind eye will allow.
- N

Oh Tor... Bless you. I know how tied your hands are. The deets of Rella's message were a bit garbled but the overall was clear. This is not good...
- A

Enough. You forget where we are.
- Tamsaelin

True. My concern though is the AeriEmin. Her plan is to come back through that way.
- N

Right. Well, Lei lines for us again. All ready? Thanks again Tor.
Rogue? U on ur feet yet? Berin, get him up.
- A

Why bother? I'll only be flat out again at the other end. Oh, damn. They're right here? Figures she'd dump us by the exit.
Oh, shiete...
Berin, don't let go...
I think I'm gonna be SICK!
- R