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Thursday, 13 April 2017

Macca Juk Me. Part 1

Woah!!!
You could have warned me! Aye? I didn't  expect a face full of spikes coming up at me out of that Lei Line!
- Tamsaelin

Lol...
Welcome to the Briar.
- Arrow

This is the Bramblewood?
- T

The Briar portion, yes. DON'T touch the tips. Poisoned, aye? Probably won't affect you but let's get u inoculated first, k?
- A



Arrrrrrrrrhuuuppp!!!!!
- Rogue

Oh!! Sheite!
- Berin

Don't let him go!
No!
Oh crap.


U let him fall in it!
- A

Fall in it???
The pansy just about got it all over me!
- B

*sigh*
Aye, but you're supposed to let him go judiciously, like felling a tree. U don't shove him down in his own up-chuck cuz we'll b smelling it all the way back to the castle!
- A

Hmm...
- B

Ooooooooooooo.....
- R

Haul him out of it, Berin.
At least roll him on his back away from it. K?
- A

Why me?
- B

Really, u asking me that?!
- A

Ah. No. Guess I'm not.
Errrr... Over u go ya weak ass, pansy tailed vomiting son of a...
- B

Berin!
- A

Extenuating circumstances. Not my usual language preference. 

What are YOU laughing at?!!
- B

I've never seen you outside of Ulaidh. If I had know how entertaining my Fae Brethren could be I would have hung out with you away from the Court's stuffiness long ago! Lol...
- T

Ha. Ha.
Glad you find this soooo funny.
- B

Ahhhh...  Arrgghh..
- R

Rats. Berin, Tam, grab an arm n drag him over to that old Walkers grave. Dunk him face first. It'll get him cleaned up n on his feet faster.
- A

That's a grave? A Ghost Walker's?
- T

An old one, yes. The Walker is long gone.
- A



All right then.

 Ready?

Heave ho!
- T

Huh! This. Pansy. Weighs. A ton!
- T

* splash! *



Ah...



He's, ah...
 ...not moving?!




Eh?
Won't he die face first in the water like that?
- T




Wait for it...


Wait....


Wait...

......
- A



*woooosh*
Arrrrrggghhh!!!!
Arrrrrggghhh!!!
*splash*

*swish*
Arrrrrggghhh!

Arrrrrroooowww!!!
R u trying to kill me??!!!
- R

Nope. No try about it. Would just do it if I needed to.
Now. We all wakey wakey here?
- A

*glare*
- R

Good.
On ur feet soldier.
We got a hike ahead of us.
- A

And that right there is why she gets the talk, eh?
- T


*hhaaaackk!
Phtewweee!*

Nope.
But it is one of the reasons. :(
- R

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