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Friday, 3 April 2015

Sleeping Arrangements

K. Didn't know the Briarwood had a medic...
Coo u all curvy n curly.
Not looking much like any Physic that I b knowin'. - Rogue

Ah.
So sorry to disappoint...

;)   Not.
- Evora

Hmmm... Bypassed formal training, did u?
Arrow said to check for u.
Must say...
Not much likin' this. - R

Well. This otta b good. Given that look see u jis handed out I b wondering what parts u find objectionable?
Lol... No. Hush! N nvr mnd.
I was told to expect u. That ur here shows that more n ur eyeballs r still working even if other parts r in fast decline. - Evora

Ha. Ha...
iiiiight.
So. How we do this? - R

Well, u need to shuck ur pants n climb up on yon bed.
I need to see ur bits. - E

Eh?! Wot u think I'm here for??
U don't need to interview my bits. I can tell u for 'em all about wots going on. Without a look see.
Truly.
Arrow fixed me up right n tight. Don't need to be subjected to yet another woman's ridicule n disdain, thanks. - R

Heh heh heh... Love that girl. - E

No doubt. Anyone woman who can muck about in a man's blood n gore is becoming a bit suspect in my books. - R

Ha! No matter, Warrior. Strip, n up on the bed with u. - E

Hard ass women. - R

Nekked, please. Topside, too...
Ah...
Nice... :) - E

Can't believe I b wantin' to get nekked for a woman n when I gets the chance it's a Traiteuse! - R

Well. U could do worse than a Healer, bud. No doubt.
At least u didn't call me Witch Doctor  or Voodoo Queen. Guess that's something. Shows a modicum of respect. N ur right. I have no interest in ur bits accept in a professional capacity. - E

Good.
Cuz my bits aren't available. - R

Hmmmm... Don't know y u feel the need to tell me that. But... Ookaay.
Over on ur tummy.

K. No sign a the rot on those. The Fae sure know their sheite.
Right.
Back over n lemme get a closer look at the leg... - E

Oww!! Y u ladies like to poke so hard? - R

Ha. Arrow was right. Not enough of the Faery Dust to finish the job. Looks like ur spending the night with me, Warrior. - E

No. Way. Got sheite to do b4 morning. - R

U wanna die? - E

Serious?? - R

That bit of Fae magick did good but wasn't enough to go the distance.
Nvr mnd the visuals. Men like u don't say sheite if ye can help it. That u howl when I touch says it all. My Lady gave u only what u needed to get to me. Nothing more.
Let me do my job. Aiiight? - E

Grrrr... 2 grains a that crazy Fae magick was enough to rock my ass. Shoulda done me in along with any rot.
Sheite. Wots that? - R

My friend. BS. - E

Dang. She weren't shittin' when she said leeches... - R

Lay back. Here's a blanky for the big, strong warrior. Cover urself n leave ur leg exposed.
That's good. Now bring ur training into focus cuz u can't move. U turn n ur sleep n squash my friend here n u'll be leaving with less bits than u came in with. - E

Aieee! That tickles! How's a man supposed to stay still with a leech gnawing on 'is bones. BS for sure, if u asks me! - R

Hey. Don't b insulting my friend. He's gonna save ur ass! - E

Really. Okaay... So wots BS stand for if not the usual? - R

Blood Sucker. - E

Figures... - R







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