Oops...

See. I REALLY wants to know wot Aelf n Fae r doin' in the Tanglewood? - Arrow

Move that tip from back of my ear and I'll tell you. - Asher

Ummmmmmm... Ah. No. N tho I know u be hard fer dead kinda bodies, the poison on me tip covers lots a bases. Seen? - Arrow

Arrow. Stop messing with him. - Berin

I'm not.
Not oft we see u in the Tanglewood. A bits 2 close 2 me Borders. Aye? - Arrow

Arrow... - B

Shhhh.... Nuff. I's bin sayin' that 2 'er all day, jist that way. Think she's had it with hearin' 'er name, eh? A mite vexed. I'd say. - Rogue

Rogue, why would you do that? This is not going to go good if you've been an ass all day. - B

Me? She's the prickly one! Eh! Don't move, me friend. Not till she says. - R

Huh. You must have really ticked her off. So, friend or no, the knife stays at my back? Fine. Tor sent us. You know I wouldn't be here otherwise. And certainly not the Aelf. - B

Y'd she do that? - A

You were out running around when you should have been protecting your Borders. - Asher

Shhhhhh.... - B
Stupid! - R

Ahhhhhh!!! - Asher

Still!! Stay still!! Terradantin! - B

Watered down, weak blooded, piss patched, fractioned Bitch!!!! - Asher

Grrrrrr....
Hey! Sheite! Berin!- R


Rogue. Could u not 'ave just held ur ground? U had ur man, I had mine? I had it, eh? He was just name callin. Berin's fast. U know that! Half a sec. U blink n that's all it took to grab the Aelf out a me hand n b gone. They probably jumped right back to Tor n now we got nothin'. No peeps, n no info! - Arrow

Well, u were doin' real good @ gettin' that, eh? Right! Fine! Save it, k? My bad. Let's just.... Hey! - R

Keeping Watch

Is it just me, or are the so called 'creepy things' we're supposed to protect this garbage pile from rather conspicuous by their absence? - Asher

That would be a fair assessment. - Berin

So. Why is it then, that we are required to be here? - A

Because, my young friend, they are not mindless Zombies. Ghost Walkers will strategize and work together to achieve a mutual goal. So I'd say odds are good we're waiting on whatever they're planning. - B

Great. My hopes for some Hallows fun are dwindling. Why was it again, that I got stuck on this assignment with you? - A

Because, young hot head, it is not news to you that you have the bad habit of being impertinent with your betters. - B

Betters? Really. All I did was ask Tor if she'd like to walk the Ring with me this Hallows. Why is that impertinent? - A

*sigh* Ntuoranae is not Tor to you, and not one that the likes of you will be out at the Faery Ring with. At Hallows or any other time. - B

Why not? - A

You gonna make me say it? Fine. Your Blood Lines don't even come close. No low Stratus Aelf is gonna break that barrier. You know that. - B

That's changing. You know THAT. What's wrong with me?? Nothing!! The Fae came from Aelf. That alone should make me higher Stratus! I will be making changes in this World, Berin. It needs to be done. - A

Hot Headed, Close Minded, Thin Blooded, Horses Ass! I'm responsible for your sorry self.  You behave under my command or you will be understanding quick why I'm given command! Flor sans qi Hii Asher Terradantin! - B

Yes Sir! My apologies. Sir! - A

Good. You're on assignment. Make that your complete focus. Bloody trainees. - B

Hey! Unfair! - A

Well stop behaving like a new recruit! - B

Oh, oh. This is not good... - A

What??
Oh! **#*!! - B

Granny

Wot u doin' Granny? - Wick

Granny? - W

Wot? - Granny

Wot u doin'? - W

See this? N this move 'ere?- G

Not the kinda move a young'n wants 2 c from a Granny, atchuly... - W

Well Wick. Don't look, n don't ask, then. Seen? - G

Hey. Wick, don't go away mad. Jis go away. Granny's havn fun. K? - G

Oh. That is sick. - W

Wot? That ole folks has bodies too? They need exercise Wick. Or they die fast. Me. I's n Ole Granny sittin' n a chair n dancin' to a tune in me 'ead. Seen? But u c a young chicky do that n u'd be creamin' ur teenage jeans. - G

-lalalalalalala- W

Whippersnapper!! Listen good!
U c Ole Miz Tessen? She younger n me, Whip. N she kin hardly move. That I kin move likes this at my age n she kin't says much about wot standin' still do fer ya, n waz movin' around h'is worth. So nixt time u c Ole Granny rockin' n her chair u jis smiles n say hi Granny n move on. K? N knows she ain't crazy, there's method 2 de Ole Bird's madness. K? N jis hope ta Sanctuary u kin do the same @ me age. Yah?
Now scat. Talkin' done worn me out. - G

G'Mornin'...

Mmmmm.... - Arrow

Eiiieeee! Shiete woman. Get ur freezing nose outta me neck! - Rogue

No. Ur a fire box n I'm so cold... - A

Ha! Ok... C'mere luv. Little closer... - R

Hey! Hey! Stop that! Oh dang. I'm out... - A

Heh heh heh... Wot?? U move quick, aye? Lol... - R

Asshole. Up. Lets move. Got munchies in the possibles bag. We can eat as we go. - A

Wot? That's it? U go from full on sleep in me armpit to down the road with no morning leak?! Freaking hardass woman. - R

Wot r u doing? - A

Takin' a piss. U don't like it. Move on. I'll catch up. - R

Ass. I'm gone. - A

Well? - R

Well wot? - A

Thought u were going. - R

Arrrrghhhh!!! - A

Quit stomping! U'll give way r position. - R

Another nite like the nite b4. Sorta...

Arrow, there's no way we can find path thru the Hedge @ nite. We gots 2 sleep in the Tanglewood, if not in Faelan Forest. I know u b wantin' home Luv, but it won't b 2 nite. - Rogue

Ya, well, they've had snow here. N ur wounded ego needs attention. So I was hopin' is all. - Arrow

Lol... Glad ur in better spirits cuz ur gonna have to wrap up with me again 2nite. Nothing personal, eh? I won't hold it against u. Heh heh, maybe. - R

Oh, shut it! Ya Big Lug. I gets the survival thing, ya?! N I got news 4 ya. U start holdin' unruly bits against me n ur gonna lose 'em! - A

Lol lol... That's my girl. Back 2 ur old prickly self! - R

Grrrrrrrrr..... - A

;-)   - R

Excuse me. I can't believe u did that!

Well that took some time. - Rogue

N u know this how, Sleepy Head? - Arrow

Har har. Funny Lady, u. So how did u convince him to let us go? - R

I promised him our first male child. - A

ARROW!!! - R

Lol lol... He's a Gnome, what do you think he'd want? Any advantage in swapping Fae Changelings he's gonna take. It's Brownie points for him with the Fae - no pun intended. - A

ARROW!!!! - R

What?! Stop ur hollarin' out here! - A

That's our child u offered up! R u crazy?? He won't let u off the hook on that!! - R

Faelan to Rogue. Hello! We have no kids! - A

But what if we did? - R

Rogue. We r NOT making babies together. Ever. - A

But what if we did?? - R

Rogue! Not happening!! - A

But just think about it Arrow. What if? Just saying. U don't know the future. That's ur baby u offered up!! And mine! - R

Oh, shut up! - A

Y? I can't believe u did that! - R

Lords of Sanctuary Rogue. It ain't gonna happen. But I'm sorry, alright? Can't be on top a the game always, eh?! He was not inclined to let us go n I was getting worried. Ur right. I should never so flippantly have offered up my young, though I doubt there will ever b any. Now just can it, k?! - A

Arrow. Y don't u think u'll have babies? Ur a beautiful woman. Smart, strong. Any man would b proud to share ur young. - R

Hey. Sorry. No tears, k?! Hey! - R

Ah Rogue, what u don't know is bigger than u, ya man?! - A

On Guard.

Hey Berin! What do you think they've been burying here? - Asher

Huh. Bodies, most likely. Thorn pricked, I'd guess. They sure aren't staying in the ground long. - Berin

The Ogre has some gaul in blaming the wack creatures showing up in Faelan on the Thinning. Seems like he's making most of them himself with this Hedge of his. - A

Well now, that's the way it is for most. Brambles that get erected to keep the hard things out tend to create more hard things. Best to deal up front and direct. Even if you're more exposed. But most won't risk it. Better, they think, to get you before you get me. They live in both defense and on the attack. There's no down time when you shoot first.  And no time for asking questions later. You're too busy weaving Brambles and dealing with the corpses that only come back to haunt you. - B

You know, I think that's the most words I've ever heard you string together. - A

Ha! It's a wise head who can keep their mouth shut, young Asher. It's an art, knowing when to speak. - B

She loves me, she loves me not...

Mmmmmmmm.... This is niiiice.... - Rogue

Won't b so sweet when I chop ur hand off. Get it out from under me shirt n stop huggin' me like a pillow, Asshole. - Arrow

Figured I must me dreamin'. Nothin' like ur voice to wack me upside the head with reality. *sigh* - R

Ah. Anytime now? - A

Oh. Well. If I really have to... Hey. U know people do this n actually enjoy it? Just sayin'. U might consider it, eh? - R

Ah. Rogue? Stop. K? This ain't my life. It's not my own to do what I want, eh? Some day maybe, n not likely with U. But for sure not now. No offense, aye? - A

Arrrggghh! K. Hands off, see? Good thing I gots me a fair size ego. U sure have an easy way a woundin' a man. - R

Hey, Mr. Wounded Ego. U still not lettin' go. Can't get up with u hangin' on like a Limpet. - A

Dang. U r a hard woman, Arrow. Fine. - R

Hey! Assunhole! U didn't have to push me off! - A

Oh. Sorry. ;-) Got to check my wounded ego, ah, leg... - R

Sheitehead. Let me see. - A

U sure have a gentle hand 4 for such a hard heart. - R

Ow! - R

Right. Well, 2 grains a Dust r good 4 a bit a rest n healin'. It'll get u home but it's still slugs 4 u. - A

U don't have 2 sound so happy 'bout that! - R

Really? Lol... Lets c if I can find our host. If he's in a good mood he might even let us go. - A

U do that, aye? I'm just gonna shut me eye a minute. - R

Lol... U do that Mr. Libido. That Dust ain't done with u yet. Heh heh heh... - A

Wick's Response to Ogre's Observation

Do they really?? Cooool! - Wick

Ogre Observation

Women used to be silent. Now they talk about their pussy's n everything.  - Ogre