Blog Navigation

This Blog is a story being delivered in post format. The posts are not stand alone. To follow you need to use the archive and start with oldest posts first, reading from the BOTTOM TO THE TOP of the page. Hope you enjoy this crazy world. - Deb
"Fairy narratives always gather in whatever place is not home." - Diane Purkiss - Troublesome Things.

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Granny

Wot u doin' Granny? - Wick

Granny? - W

Wot? - Granny

Wot u doin'? - W

See this? N this move 'ere?- G

Not the kinda move a young'n wants 2 c from a Granny, atchuly... - W

Well Wick. Don't look, n don't ask, then. Seen? - G

Hey. Wick, don't go away mad. Jis go away. Granny's havn fun. K? - G

Oh. That is sick. - W

Wot? That ole folks has bodies too? They need exercise Wick. Or they die fast. Me. I's n Ole Granny sittin' n a chair n dancin' to a tune in me 'ead. Seen? But u c a young chicky do that n u'd be creamin' ur teenage jeans. - G

-lalalalalalala- W

Whippersnapper!! Listen good!
U c Ole Miz Tessen? She younger n me, Whip. N she kin hardly move. That I kin move likes this at my age n she kin't says much about wot standin' still do fer ya, n waz movin' around h'is worth. So nixt time u c Ole Granny rockin' n her chair u jis smiles n say hi Granny n move on. K? N knows she ain't crazy, there's method 2 de Ole Bird's madness. K? N jis hope ta Sanctuary u kin do the same @ me age. Yah?
Now scat. Talkin' done worn me out. - G

1 comment: