Granny? - W
Wot? - Granny
Wot u doin'? - W
See this? N this move 'ere?- G
Not the kinda move a young'n wants 2 c from a Granny, atchuly... - W
Well Wick. Don't look, n don't ask, then. Seen? - G
Hey. Wick, don't go away mad. Jis go away. Granny's havn fun. K? - G
Oh. That is sick. - W
Wot? That ole folks has bodies too? They need exercise Wick. Or they die fast. Me. I's n Ole Granny sittin' n a chair n dancin' to a tune in me 'ead. Seen? But u c a young chicky do that n u'd be creamin' ur teenage jeans. - G
-lalalalalalala- W
Whippersnapper!! Listen good!
U c Ole Miz Tessen? She younger n me, Whip. N she kin hardly move. That I kin move likes this at my age n she kin't says much about wot standin' still do fer ya, n waz movin' around h'is worth. So nixt time u c Ole Granny rockin' n her chair u jis smiles n say hi Granny n move on. K? N knows she ain't crazy, there's method 2 de Ole Bird's madness. K? N jis hope ta Sanctuary u kin do the same @ me age. Yah?
Now scat. Talkin' done worn me out. - G
Chuckle
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