Lunch with Ogre

Where u bin hiding? - Ogre

No wheres. Jist stopped 2 c Ole Granny. - Wicken

Old Bitch. What did she want? - O

Nothin'. Jist caught her exercizin. - W

Ho! The Ole Bitch. Can't even lift a leg to piss, I imagine.
Gonna make me a ham samwich. - O

Huh. Ok. I might jus finish that ole potatoe n some ham. - W

Sit. - O

Ok. - W

U eat crusts? - O

Yah, they're ok. But I think I'll jus have potatoe n ham. - w

Wot u mean?! - O

Well, wot I said. I'll use up the old left over potatoe. - W

With wot?! - O

A bit a ham. - W

Well isn't that nice. I'm all set to make u a samwich. U know that. N u tells me u gonna jist have potatoe n ham? Wots wrong wid both? - O

Nothin'. I jist don't need bread n potatoe both. N I didn't know u were making anything fer me. - W

Yes u did. I said I was making a samwich. - O

U said u were making a samich 4 u. N I said I'd have potatoe n ham. - W

When have I ever sat down to make somethin' fer me n didn't hand u ur potion 1st??! - O

K. Not an argument I wants. I'm happy with a samich. Jist make that. - W

(Falsetto) "Don't cook me any more bacon. Don't like that butter it's too salt. Can't eat potatoes AND bread." Mustn't a liked the old sow fat or sumpin'. Ur always bitchin'! - O

Am not! (Sotto Voce) N I put a bit a bacon up 4 later. It was too much is all. Not don't evr cook it again! - W

Well u jist go ahead n cook fer urself. I can take care of meself over here n u can jist always cook over there n I won't bother with u n ur special diet! - O

(Sotto Voce) Not a fight I's gonna win. Jist bite ur tongue kid...
(Sotto Voce) N I gets lots a salt n everthin'. Jist likes the no-salt better. - Wick

U jist fix wot ever u wants. I's done with cookin' fer ya! - O

Sheesh! (Falsetto) "If u don't eat my samich I'm nvr evr gonna cook 4 u again!" Wonderful Pops. (Sotto Voce) Can't have a preference that's not urs. Can I Ole Man?! N they wonders y I's always lookin' fer a way out! - W