Guard Duty

Ladybird, wots u doin up there? Come down n chat some, aye? It's a mite lonely guardin' Beauty n I coulds use a friend 'bout now.

Das better. Little closer still?

Cool. Now we can reason 2gether. See, I Ioves Beauty, n Arrow n the folks here @ the castle. Even the Ole Man is good sometimes. But theres days I feel 2 big 4 my body n I jis donne no, but is scary, eh?! N Ole Man's so very angry that I don't lets him in ta see Beauty n I's sooo a feared he gonna throw me right o'er the Hedge n tell me nvr come back!

Oh! Hey Mouse! Am I sure glad ta c u!! Wot news has ya?!
Wot? Grains? Oh sure. I gots some in me pocket. Jis a sec.
There. Now. Tell me wot news?
Eh? I caint hear ya.
Oh. Yes, sorries. Mouth full. K. So I'll talk. K?
I'm sure glad I gots u n the Ladybird ta visit Beauty n me. Donne tell Arrow I feeds u tho cuz she donne like four legged Squeaks inside, eh?! - Runt

Don't tell Arrow wot?! - Arrow

Long Bow! Oh!
Oooooooo!! Ur back!!!! Woooooohoooo!! :) :) :) :) - R

Mmmph! Hey! Lol... That's one awesome flying tackle u gots there Short Stuff. Miss me some I take it?
Hey, hey?!
Waz up?
- A