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Saturday, 12 April 2014

Humble abode.

Wow. Look @ this place, aye? - Rogue

Hey! DON'T TOUCH! Sheesh! U gots no manners Shit Head? - Arrow

Ah, now Darlin', that's uncalled for, eh? - R

*sigh*... 'K. Listen up. I gots me a bit of Magick in me possibles bag n I need a place of power to make it work well. Seen? Now this is a place we can get done wots we want done n get out. Or nvr evr leave again in our life time. Just depending on how yon Gnome feels. So we really, really do not want to piss him off. Right? So, DON'T TOUCH! Sit ur bleedin' ass down on the floor by the divan there n let me do my work. K? - A

Ha. Right then. Leavin's good. Who'd a thunk a Gnome would have a divan? - R

Arrrrrrrgggghhh!!!! - A

K. K! Going. Sheesh! - R

Honey I shrunk the kids...

So. How's it feel? - Arrow

Well. I tell ya. I prefer to be rubbin' me own knob, aye? - Rogue

Heh heh... I'm sure u do. I meant tho, is it hot or cold? - A

Cold as a witches tit. - R

*sigh* I was afraid u'd say that. He prefers males. - A

Eiiiieh! Come on. I'm out! - R

Lol lol... Not like that. Ass. He can b a bit of a misogynist. Is y I's gettin' u to try. Nvrmnd. I'll give it a go. - A

K.
Ooooh! Sheite! Looook waaaaay up n I'll call Rusty... Ow! Wot u poking me for? It's 8ft tall!! - R

Shut it Ass! - A

Blood of Fae! Wot has u to do with me? - Gnome

Father, beg pardon. My man is Goul wounded. N we need safe haven for rest n healing. - A

So. U's come to me. Y? - G

With Aeri's blessing, true, Father Gnome. I don't ask lightly. - A

Haaaaaawwwwqqqqq! Toooooooo! - G

Eeiiiieh! He almost hit me with that wad! - R

SHHHH! - A

Who is this Shyster u call ur man? - G

Sorry sweet Father. I know he seems not much but he is truly one awesome Blade, n he has fought hard this day in defense of a wee'un the Walkers stalk... - A

A wee’un? Fine. No more. ENTER! - G

Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Sheite!!!! - R

Oh for the love of Pete. U can mutilate Gouls but u balk @ a wee bit of shape shifting? U only shrunk 5 ft! - A

Ya, well, this is NOT the kind of shrinkage I'm used to, seen?! - R

Lol... I'd be worried if u were. Heh heh. - A

Hunh. Is ur turn to shut it, aye? - R

Friday, 11 April 2014

The Fae's top stratus Ruler...




Introducing AeriEmin...

Gnoming around...


Waz that by the hole? - Rogue

The Gnome, guarding his cave. Now hush. Can't have ur rude ass screwing up our security, aye? - A

Huh. Case it scaped ur notice. We's ain't gnome sized. - R

Don't have 2 b. He gives u pass, u'll fit. Just don't b blatherin', aye? Le me chat him up. - A

Heh heh, no prob. I'd pay 2 c this show. I'll shut it 2 c it 4 free. Lol... - R

'K then. Just rub his head... - A

Wot?? Ur sheitin' me, right? - R

Lol... Nope. :-)
- A

Borders...



Hey! Where'd the monochrome go?? - Rogue

Really? Ur asking me that? The freaking Gouls n company r dispatched, either to their final spot, or to go find some friends. The River's the border for the Hollow Lands, aye? Y u think I said into the water? - A

Cool!
Sheite. K. We gots to go. Fadin' fast, me.... - R

Arm over. C'mon, Mr. Fancy Pants.... - A

Done in...

Wow. 'S all I can say... - Arrow

I'm done. U can b impressed later. Now, u gonna have 2 carry me. - Rogue

Coo u all sprawled out on the river bank with a woody n ur pants n icky bits all over, singing out the orders. I'll see ya @ home, aye?
- A

Arrow, Luv. Dead serious here. Anything else comes @ us n it's all u. That was me reserves, eh? - R

Huh...
My bad. 'K.
Gnomes cave it is then. C'mon. Hup!! B4 they decide on round two... - A

Motivation...

Hah! Hah! Hah! Rrrrrrraaaahhhh!! 2 my left!! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Haah. Tanx! - Arrow

No... Prob... Unnff! Unnff!! Rrrr... Rrrrrr... Rrrriiiight! There's the spot! Ahhh! - Rogue

Hey! Watch the blade! It's tipped! - A

Wot?! Lol... NOW she tells me. Uhhhrr.. Uhh... Urrr turnin' my crank Long Bow. Sexxxxxy! - R

R u kidding me?? Shut! IT!! N fight!! ARRRRRR!!! This is NO GAME!! - A

Serious?! N y is it so fun then??! - R

U, ahhh!!!, like this sheite?! -

Well... Yah! A course! Hunffff.... - R

Men!! Rrrrrr... Ow!
Hey, don't stop! I'm good!
Oh. Wow. Look @ him go...Freaker was just playing b4.
Assun hole...
- A

The Crowd...

Wots comin' ur side? - Rogue

Gouls. Urs? - Arrow

2 Walkers, part solid. N a Were @ a distance, looking 4 leftovers, I'd guess. She'll b comin' up to peak hunting now... - R

She? It's a Were, how can u tell?? - A

Nipple rings. _ R

Wot?!! Nvrmnd! Seeooooooo! Haaaaaa..... Blades up!! - A

Mine's up alright. Likes havin' u @ me back... - R

Wot?? DON'T DISTRACT ME!! - A

Lol... Game on Sweets!!! - R


Loyalties price.

Oye! That Bowyer musta know'd n didn't say sheite. Hey! OW! Ya little Shyster. Stop with the arrows n let me in! I'll b throwin' u out on yer ear when we's done! Eh! A me daughter that! Lemme in! Eeoww!

Fine then! U best keep her safe ya little freaker! I gots no time 4 this sheite. Still gonna out u when alls calm, hear?! N no small bits a Fae blood or what ever it is u have in ur veins will save u, hear??!! Ur people don't wants ya, n neither do I!!

- Ogre

Defence.



Don't hesitate, aye?! Into the water, backs up n pull blade!! - Arrow